Wise Guys

I usually don't post about this kind of silliness (especially when it's already been hyped here and here), but if you have two minutes to kill you might find this amusing.

Mafia Name Generator

I put in "Daniel Smith," and was duly dubbed Lonely Guy. That describes me fairly well, but it's kinda non-specific. I wanted to give it another try, so I entered "Dan Smith."

The nickname generator divined to the sky and bestowed upon me a new handle: The Yak. I was floored. Not only am I always with Tibetans these days, but I am also a stalwart, gregarious, and hairy beast of burden.

This website must have been coded by the Oracle herself.