Sunday, November 26, 2006

God Sends Colossal Hurricane To Punish Homosexual Saturnians


The Creator has once again manifested his opposition to the ephebophilic and bacchian traditions of Saturnalia.

From Telegraph.co.uk:
The storm on the giant, ringed planet measures about 5,000 miles wide, roughly two thirds the diameter of Earth, with winds howling clockwise at 350 mph. Jupiter's Great Red Spot, which swirls counter-clockwise, is far bigger, but is less like a hurricane because it lacks the typical eye and eye wall.

The images — essentially a 14-frame film — were captured by the Cassini spacecraft as it passed about 210,000 miles from the planet as part of its exploration of Saturn and its moons.

This greyscale image makes me giggle.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did he spare the Saturn French Quarter like he did in New Orleans? Kind of like He missed the target if it was indeed gay and lesbian persons.